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There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. - Joseph Heller Quotes

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind.

Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war - for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I'd say we deserve ours more. - Joseph Heller Quotes

Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war - for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I'd say we deserve ours more.

Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure. - Joseph Heller Quotes

Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.

Depression Success

[Catch22] specified that a concern for one's safety . . . was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask, and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. - Joseph Heller Quotes

[Catch22] specified that a concern for one's safety . . . was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask, and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller Quotes

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

American Novelist

I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service. - Joseph Heller Quotes

I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

American Novelist Choice

Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck. - Joseph Heller Quotes

Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.

American Novelist Destiny

Every writer I know has trouble writing. - Joseph Heller Quotes

Every writer I know has trouble writing.

American Novelist Trouble

Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. - Joseph Heller Quotes

Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them. - Joseph Heller Quotes

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.

American Novelist Mediocrity

Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. - Joseph Heller Quotes

Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them.

Procastination is the thief of time. - Joseph Heller Quotes

Procastination is the thief of time.

I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long. - Joseph Heller Quotes

I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.

American Novelist

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. - Joseph Heller Quotes

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

American Novelist Enemies

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as ""Catch-22"" I'm tempted to reply, ""Who has?""

When I grow up I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller Quotes

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

American Novelist

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller Quotes

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

American Novelist Literature

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody. - Joseph Heller Quotes

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

American Novelist

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller Quotes

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.

American Novelist

Some men are born Mediocre men, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them - Joseph Heller Quotes

Some men are born Mediocre men, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them

I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy. - Joseph Heller Quotes

I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.

American Novelist Country

But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents. - Joseph Heller Quotes

But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.

American Novelist War

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller Quotes

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

American Novelist

The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them - Joseph Heller Quotes

The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them

Rise above principal and do what's right. - Joseph Heller Quotes

Rise above principal and do what's right.

American Novelist

Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about. - Joseph Heller Quotes

Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about.

American Novelist

Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it. - Joseph Heller Quotes

Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.

American Novelist

My drawings have been described as pre-intentionalist, meaning that they were finished before the ideas for them had occurred to me. I shall not argue the point. - Joseph Heller Quotes

My drawings have been described as pre-intentionalist, meaning that they were finished before the ideas for them had occurred to me. I shall not argue the point.

I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any. - Joseph Heller Quotes

I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

American Novelist

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. - Joseph Heller Quotes

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

[(CNN) --] Everyone in my book accuses everyone else of being crazy, ... Frankly, I think the whole society is nuts -- and the question is: What does a sane man do in an insane society? - Joseph Heller Quotes

[(CNN) --] Everyone in my book accuses everyone else of being crazy, ... Frankly, I think the whole society is nuts -- and the question is: What does a sane man do in an insane society?

A large part of the public sentiment was my own, ... They saw an absurd quality, a mendacious quality in many of our political leaders and business leaders. - Joseph Heller Quotes

A large part of the public sentiment was my own, ... They saw an absurd quality, a mendacious quality in many of our political leaders and business leaders.

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as "Catch-22" I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?"

American Novelist

I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals. - Joseph Heller Quotes

I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals.

American Novelist

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